December 2011
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I cannot make a joke in front of my mother without getting offended. Note to self. Never joke with my mother again.
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Oh.
And I convinced one of my kids today that I’m one of Santa’s elves. He legit thinks I’m Santa’s elf. This could work to my advantage…
Work..
has been extremely difficult lately. I just keep telling myself it’ll pay off. I’ll get into grad school and do what I want to be doing. Ugh I need a vacation, I just don’t know what dates I can put in yet.
I got head butted yesterday, and bit my tongue in the process. It is now swollen and I have acquired a lisp. But I got some spooning time in this morning with Mike. Which...
So...my little cousin was on Leno last night... →
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WHAT THE FUCK DEXTER WHAT THE FUCK DEX TER
This is how I felt!
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This evening my boyfriend and I stopped at a gas station on the way home to get some drinks. He goes in, and when he comes out he’s carrying two drinks and a piece of paper, crying. I ask him what’s wrong and he hands me the paper. It’s…
DOing thisss
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harry potter confessions.: top confessions. →
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I hate Umbridge more than Voldemort himself.
I dislike the lack of Harry’s sarcasm in the movies. In the books he’s quite funny.
Sometimes I just want to go to Hogwarts for the food.
Draco is not a…
The neville one. Def.
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Amazing day today.
So today was Mike and my three year anniversary. Didn’t expect much because we both had to work. Had an okay day at work. Getting tired of one of my co workers because she causes wayyyyyyyyy more drama than is necessary at a mental hospital. Got a call from the receptionist. “Nicole, come to Manor House, now.” “Why?” “You just need to come down here.” So...
All the attention seeking behavior I have to deal with at work is making all the attention seeking behavior I see outside work completely intolerable.
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if you don’t know any of these^, your life SUCKS. the end.
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So, I've come to terms with
my body. I’m not as disgusted with myself as I was years ago. My mom doesn’t bug me anymore when she makes comments about my weight, thighs or belly. Don’t get me wrong, I would love to lose more weight, but I don’t wake up every mornign saying to myself “Fatty” and “I hate you” like I used to. I’m content walking around in my underware. And...